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Chapter 145
Chapter 145
Translator: Cheese
Proofreader/editor: Piper
Bai Weiwei replied without thinking: “Yah, yah. Wait, 15 days?”
Not a month?
The extension was cut in half. Was this system corrupt?
The system took out a calculator and said: “While you had leukemia, you used 17 bottles of painkillers, 3 energy-boosting pills, 6 transparent face masks for a
look-beautiful-without-makeup effect, and 1 tube for a fluttering long hair effect. In total it cost 11 days and 23 hours of life.”
Bai Weiwei was shocked. “Why didn’t I know I used these? You didn’t even tell me.”
The system flipped through the collection folder. “I was afraid that if I told you, you wouldn’t buy it.”
Bai Weiwei, coldly: “Do I look like such a cheapskate? I’m going to spend a lot of it.”
System: “It’s not a matter of pettiness. It’s a reminder, to hurry the customer.”
Bai Weiwei frowned. “A reminder?”
Why would this thing be in a rush?
When the system saw she didn’t believe it, it immediately cleared its voice, and began to sign deeply. “Ding, dear host, you were in so much pain that your eyes turned white and your legs were twitching and shaking, like a grass mud horse running on the prairie, dancing in the wind. Do you need painkillers?”
Bai Weiwei: “…”
The system continued to be emotional, its voice slowly becoming magnetic. “Ding, dear host, you are so, so ugly. Ugly enough to break the limits of human imagination, ugly enough to pass the light of the universe. You’re ugly, patriotic and dedicated, with iron bones. Do you need a face mask? It’s good results. I’ll give you 6 for the price of 3.”
Bai Weiwei: “…” 6.
The system shouted, “Ah, you haven’t washed your hair for 3 days, didn’t wash your scalp for 6 days, didn’t wash for half a month, didn’t wash for a whole year. Long fluttering hair agent, 1 tube for 1 year. Dear host, please buy immediately within 3 seconds to buy some hemorrhoid cream.”
Bai Weiwei: “Buy your sister, scram!”
The system helplessly spread its hands: “You don’t believe it.”
Bai Weiwei: “No. Where are the other 3 hours?”
The system wiggled, its voice coaxing: “That, I bought some melon seeds.”
Bai Weiwei was unable to make heads or tails of what it said. “Melon seeds?”
What snacks needed her life to buy? God’s food?
The system coughed twice. “The host’s wish has been fulfilled and will wake up immediately.”
Bai Weiwei spun around, her eyes heavy and frightening.
She gasped, and opened her eyes, and found she wasn’t in the hospital.
She was tied to a car’s driver’s seat. The car was sailing at an alarming speed.
The car was driverless, with Bai Weiwei tied to the driver’s seat. There was a cliff ahead, with the sea below it.
For a while, Bai Weiwei was unable to react to the situation.
She shouted, “F*ck! Help me!”
The system dug into its ears. “You’ve hurt your throat. Nobody can hear you.”
Bai Weiwei couldn’t stand it. “Why do I wake up in situations like these all the time?”
Last time I was poisoned, this time it’s a car accident.
Was she just destined to die?
The system cleared its throat and began to sing loudly. “Ding! Host, are you at the crossroads of your life, wandering? Do you have a slight injury, but still look at poetry and distance? Were you tied to a big hairy crab, hung in a car worth 100,008-yuan? Are you looking for your ideals in the direction of the sea? A full-range protective shield for only 15 days. Do you want to die or do you want to live, ah?”
Bai Weiwei: “I want to die.”
1: this is a sound-a-like word to a cuss word that chinese people use to get past the anti-cursing software in group or game chats, much like the english equivalent of ‘fudge’. I think the system is making a poem and using these words to put an extra punch in his words XD
Cheese: Sigh, this was literally the hardest chapter I’ve come across so far. Apologies for any confusion, but I’m just as lost as you LOL WHY DOES THE SYSTEM TALK LIKE THIS!?
Piper’s corner: I agree, the conversations are my favorite because they go by fast, but at the same time I hate them because they can be so confusing!
Translator: Cheese
Proofreader/editor: Piper
Bai Weiwei replied without thinking: “Yah, yah. Wait, 15 days?”
Not a month?
The extension was cut in half. Was this system corrupt?
The system took out a calculator and said: “While you had leukemia, you used 17 bottles of painkillers, 3 energy-boosting pills, 6 transparent face masks for a
look-beautiful-without-makeup effect, and 1 tube for a fluttering long hair effect. In total it cost 11 days and 23 hours of life.”
Bai Weiwei was shocked. “Why didn’t I know I used these? You didn’t even tell me.”
The system flipped through the collection folder. “I was afraid that if I told you, you wouldn’t buy it.”
Bai Weiwei, coldly: “Do I look like such a cheapskate? I’m going to spend a lot of it.”
System: “It’s not a matter of pettiness. It’s a reminder, to hurry the customer.”
Bai Weiwei frowned. “A reminder?”
Why would this thing be in a rush?
When the system saw she didn’t believe it, it immediately cleared its voice, and began to sign deeply. “Ding, dear host, you were in so much pain that your eyes turned white and your legs were twitching and shaking, like a grass mud horse running on the prairie, dancing in the wind. Do you need painkillers?”
Bai Weiwei: “…”
The system continued to be emotional, its voice slowly becoming magnetic. “Ding, dear host, you are so, so ugly. Ugly enough to break the limits of human imagination, ugly enough to pass the light of the universe. You’re ugly, patriotic and dedicated, with iron bones. Do you need a face mask? It’s good results. I’ll give you 6 for the price of 3.”
Bai Weiwei: “…” 6.
The system shouted, “Ah, you haven’t washed your hair for 3 days, didn’t wash your scalp for 6 days, didn’t wash for half a month, didn’t wash for a whole year. Long fluttering hair agent, 1 tube for 1 year. Dear host, please buy immediately within 3 seconds to buy some hemorrhoid cream.”
Bai Weiwei: “Buy your sister, scram!”
The system helplessly spread its hands: “You don’t believe it.”
Bai Weiwei: “No. Where are the other 3 hours?”
The system wiggled, its voice coaxing: “That, I bought some melon seeds.”
Bai Weiwei was unable to make heads or tails of what it said. “Melon seeds?”
What snacks needed her life to buy? God’s food?
The system coughed twice. “The host’s wish has been fulfilled and will wake up immediately.”
Bai Weiwei spun around, her eyes heavy and frightening.
She gasped, and opened her eyes, and found she wasn’t in the hospital.
She was tied to a car’s driver’s seat. The car was sailing at an alarming speed.
The car was driverless, with Bai Weiwei tied to the driver’s seat. There was a cliff ahead, with the sea below it.
For a while, Bai Weiwei was unable to react to the situation.
She shouted, “F*ck! Help me!”
The system dug into its ears. “You’ve hurt your throat. Nobody can hear you.”
Bai Weiwei couldn’t stand it. “Why do I wake up in situations like these all the time?”
Last time I was poisoned, this time it’s a car accident.
Was she just destined to die?
The system cleared its throat and began to sing loudly. “Ding! Host, are you at the crossroads of your life, wandering? Do you have a slight injury, but still look at poetry and distance? Were you tied to a big hairy crab, hung in a car worth 100,008-yuan? Are you looking for your ideals in the direction of the sea? A full-range protective shield for only 15 days. Do you want to die or do you want to live, ah?”
Bai Weiwei: “I want to die.”
1: this is a sound-a-like word to a cuss word that chinese people use to get past the anti-cursing software in group or game chats, much like the english equivalent of ‘fudge’. I think the system is making a poem and using these words to put an extra punch in his words XD
Cheese: Sigh, this was literally the hardest chapter I’ve come across so far. Apologies for any confusion, but I’m just as lost as you LOL WHY DOES THE SYSTEM TALK LIKE THIS!?
Piper’s corner: I agree, the conversations are my favorite because they go by fast, but at the same time I hate them because they can be so confusing!
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109Chapter 109
110Chapter 110
111Chapter 111
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113Chapter 113
114Chapter 114
115Chapter 115
116Chapter 116
117Chapter 117
118Chapter 118
119Chapter 119
120Chapter 120
121Chapter 121
122Chapter 122
123Chapter 123
124Chapter 124
125Chapter 125
126Chapter 126
127Chapter 127
128Chapter 128
129Chapter 129
130Chapter 130
131Chapter 131
132Chapter 132
133Chapter 133
134Chapter 134
135Chapter 135
136Chapter 136
137Chapter 137
138Chapter 138
139Chapter 139
140Chapter 140
141Chapter 141
142Chapter 142
143Chapter 143
144Chapter 144
145Chapter 145
146Chapter 146
147Chapter 147
148Chapter 148
149Chapter 149
150Chapter 150
151Chapter 151
152Chapter 152
153Chapter 153
154Chapter 154
155Chapter 155
156Chapter 156
157Chapter 157
158Chapter 158
159Chapter 159
160Chapter 160
161Chapter 161
162Chapter 162
163Chapter 163
164Chapter 164
165Chapter 165
166Chapter 166
167Chapter 167
168Chapter 168
169Chapter 169
170Chapter 170
171Chapter 171
172Chapter 172
173Chapter 173
174Chapter 174
175Chapter 175
176Chapter 176
177Chapter 177
178Chapter 178
179Chapter 179
180Chapter 180
181Chapter 181
182Chapter 182
183Chapter 183
184Chapter 184
185Chapter 185
186Chapter 186
187Chapter 187
188Chapter 188
189Chapter 189
190Chapter 190
191Chapter 191
192Chapter 192
193Chapter 193
194Chapter 194
195Chapter 195
196Chapter 196
197Chapter 197
198Chapter 198
199Chapter 199
200Chapter 200
201Chapter 201
202Chapter 202
203Chapter 203
204Chapter 204
205Chapter 205
206Chapter 206
207Chapter 207
208Chapter 208
209Chapter 209
210Chapter 210
211Chapter 211
741Chapter 741 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (10)
742Chapter 742 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (11)
743Chapter 743 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (12)
744Chapter 744 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (13)
745Chapter 745 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (14)
746Chapter 746 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (15)
747Chapter 747 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (16)
748Chapter 748 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (17)
749Chapter 749 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (18)
750Chapter 750 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (19)
751Chapter 751 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (20)
752Chapter 752 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (21)
753Chapter 753 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (22)
754Chapter 754 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (23)
755Chapter 755 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (24)
756Chapter 757 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (26)
757Chapter 758 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (27)
758Chapter 759 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (28)
759Chapter 760 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (29)
760Chapter 761 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (30)
761Chapter 762 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (31)
762Chapter 763 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (32)
763Chapter 764 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (33)
764Chapter 765 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (34)
765Chapter 766 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (35)
766Chapter 767 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (36)
767Chapter 768 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (37)
768Chapter 769 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (38)
769Chapter 770 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (39)
770Chapter 771 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (40)
771Chapter 772 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (41)
772Chapter 773 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (42)
773Chapter 774 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (43)
774Chapter 775 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (44)
775Chapter 776 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (45)
776Chapter 777 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (46)
777Chapter 778 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (47)
778Chapter 779 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (48)
779Chapter 780 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (49)
780Chapter 781 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (50)
781Chapter 782 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (51)
782Chapter 783 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (52)
783Chapter 784 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (53)
784Chapter 785 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (54)
785Chapter 786 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (55)
786Chapter 787 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (56)
787Chapter 788 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (57)
788Chapter 789 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (58)
789Chapter 790 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (59)
790Chapter 791 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (60)
791Chapter 792 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (61)
792Chapter 793 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (62)
793Chapter 794 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (63)
794Chapter 795 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (64)
795Chapter 796 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (65)
796Chapter 797 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (66)
797Chapter 798 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (67)
798Chapter 799 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (68)
799Chapter 800 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (69)
800Chapter 801 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (70)
801Chapter 805 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (74)
802Chapter 806 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (75)
803Chapter 807 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (76)
804Chapter 808 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (77)
805Chapter 810 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (79)
806Chapter 811 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (80)
807Chapter 812 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (81)
808Chapter 813 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (82)
809Chapter 814 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (83)
810Chapter 815 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (84)
811Chapter 816 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (85)
812Chapter 817 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (86)
813Chapter 818 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (87)
814Chapter 819 - The Superstar Little Brother-in-Law and The Social Butterfly Big Sister-in-Law (88)
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