I Might Be A Fake Cultivator,Chapter 580 - Saving An Lin’s D*ck - Read free novels online

Chapter 580: Saving An Lin’s D*ck

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

When Emperor Ziwei waved his hand, an immortal tool that appeared to be something like a white bucket appeared before everyone’s eyes.

The immortal tool had a diameter of thirty feet, and its surface exuded a faint golden light. At the center of the immortal tool was a bottomless, black hole, and no one knew where the hole led to.

“I have set up a spell formation on this immortal tool, so you will only need to place your Realm Essence Crystals into the black hole at the center, and the immortal tool will reimburse you according to the price I have previously stated.

“Ten thousand spirit stones per white Realm Essence Crystal, thirty thousand spirit stones per green Realm Essence Crystal, a hundred thousand spirit stones per blue Realm Essence Crystal, two hundred thousand spirit stones per red Realm Essence Crystals, and one million spirit stones per golden Realm Essence Crystal.”

An Lin immediately sprang into action as Emperor Ziwei’s voice fell. He knew that this was his last chance!

Emperor Ziwei took one last look at everyone before heaving a light, forlorn sigh as his body began to vanish.

He still needed to make a trip to the Ziwei Pavilion in order to organize some reimbursements to the families of those brave cultivators who had lost their lives for the Heavenly Court.

An Lin made his way toward the immortal tool before tossing in a white Realm Essence Crystal. A white vital stone immediately appeared from within the hole.

He stowed away the vital stone with shock in his eyes before beginning to look around at everyone.

Tina, Xue Zhantian, and Xiao Ze also cast their keen eyes around the room at everyone else.

None of the other cultivators knew what they were up to, so they didn’t think too much of it as they too made their way toward the immortal tool bucket in order to exchange their Realm Essence Crystals for spirit stones.

Thus, one cultivator after another submitted their Realm Essence Crystals.

Most of the Realm Essence Crystals harvested by the Soul Formation Stage cultivators were either white or green, with blue and red ones making rare appearances, while golden ones were non-existent.

On average, each Soul Formation Stage cultivator managed to get only a few hundred thousand spirit stones. Occasionally, there would be one or two lucky cultivators whose earnings reached in excess of a million spirit stones.

At this moment, Liu Chuchu suddenly became the star of the show.

She waved her slender arm through the air as white, green, blue, and red Realm Essence Crystals appeared before her, along with one golden Realm Essence Crystal. The vibrant dazzling lights instantly attracted gasps of astonishment and admiration from the surrounding cultivators.

An Lin did a calculation to find that her Realm Essence Crystals could be exchanged for three million one hundred thousand spirit stones, which was by far the most that anyone had earned so far.

Liu Chuchu grinned as she submitted her Realm Essence Crystals one by one while putting one vital stone after another into her storage ring. She even had a legendary beast pet to help her out as all cultivators around her turned their admiring and envious eyes upon her.

Just as she was about to submit her golden Realm Essence Crystal, a fairy suddenly wrenched it from her hands before flying toward An Lin and handing it over to him.

Everyone was quite confused upon seeing this. What were they doing?

Liu Chuchu also blinked with confusion in her eyes. “Are you guys trying to commit daylight robbery?”

Xue Zhantian waved his wings around. “Damn straight we are!”

Liu Chuchu: “…”

An Lin immediately offered her an apologetic smile. “I have a desperate need for golden Realm Essence Crystals. You know about my target, right? I can exchange eleven blue Realm Essence Crystals for your golden Realm Essence Crystal.”

Eleven blue Realm Essence Crystals were equivalent to one million one hundred thousand spirit stones, which was more than what Emperor Ziwei was offering, so there was no reason for Liu Chuchu to refuse his offer.

Liu Chuchu pursed her lips in resignation. “Seeing as we’re comrades, I’ll only ask for ten blue Realm Essence Crystals from you!”

An Lin immediately agreed as he brought out ten blue Realm Essence Crystals from his storage ring before handing them over to Liu Chuchu.

Liu Chuchu rolled her eyes before asking with curiosity in her eyes, “How close are you to completing your target?”

“Thanks to you, I am only six crystals away!” An Lin replied gratefully.

Liu Chuchu’s body swayed as she clutched her hands over her chest while she walked away on shaky legs…

The joy that she had experienced from exchanging all her Realm Crystals was abruptly and brutally crushed.

All the other cultivators had also heard the exchange between An Lin and Liu Chuchu.

One golden Realm Essence Crystal could be exchanged for eleven blue Realm Essence Crystal? Really?!

The few cultivators who had golden Realm Essence Crystals were all extremely tempted.

Soon, two cultivators walked toward An Lin before walking away with twenty-two blue Realm Essence Crystals.

The deal was completed, and An Lin bagged two more golden Realm Essence Crystals!

An Lin and the others positioned themselves around the immortal exchange tool in order to ensure that they did not miss a single golden Realm Essence Crystal…

Another cultivator soon made their way over to An Lin in order to exchange their golden Realm Essence Crystals with him.

After a while, all the Soul Formation Stage cultivations had exchanged all their Realm Essence Crystals, and no other golden Realm Essence Crystals appeared.

An Lin’s heart began to tense up. He still needed three more!

Celestial Maiden He and the Night Patrol God also began to exchange their Realm Essence Crystals. They had already exchanged all their golden Realm Essence Crystals with An Lin, so they clearly didn’t have any left, as was the case with Lü Dongbin.

The Sun Patrol God made his way slowly to the immortal exchange tool. As he spread his hands open, over three hundred white Realm Essence Crystals as well as a few dozen green Realm Essence Crystals appeared.

An Lin’s eyes lit up upon seeing this. This was a crystal tycoon!

However, to his disappointment, the Sun Patrol God left after exchanging for a few hundred vital stones.

An Lin: “…”

Right at this moment, the Giant Spirit God made his way over to An Lin with a smile on his face. “Mr. An Lin, I heard you were looking for golden Realm Essence Crystals?”

An Lin’s eyes immediately lit up. “That’s right! How many do you have?”

The Giant Spirit God extended two fingers. “I have two. How about it? Do you have enough Realm Essence Crystals to exchange for them.”

An Lin’s heart instantly fell as he nodded with a disconsolate expression. “I do…”

F*ck! He was still missing one!

After accepting the Giant Spirit God’s golden Realm Essence Crystals, he had ninety-nine golden Realm Essence Crystals in total in his storage ring, which was agonizingly close but oh so far away…

He was the only one that hadn’t exchanged his Realm Essence Crystals yet, and he suppressed his tears as he too exchanged his Realm Essence Crystals.

The three hundred and forty-four white Realm Essence Crystals, sixty green Realm Essence Crystals, and seven blue Realm Essence Crystals that appeared in the air instantly attracted the admiring eyes of countless onlookers.

“Mr. An Lin sure did reap some huge rewards.”

“Yeah, his haul is comparable to the Return to Void Stage Celestial Immortal.”

“Comparable? Did you forget that he was exchanging his blue Realm Essence Crystals for other people’s golden Realm Essence Crystals…”

“I was wrong. He is the biggest winner here!”

An Lin stowed the five hundred and ninety-four vital stones into his storage ring, taking his net worth to a staggering thirty-one million eight hundred and twelve thousand spirit stones!

However, all that money didn’t matter to him. Could he buy a d*ck with it?

He looked up at the sky as tears flowed from his eyes.

Everyone was a bit perplexed at this sight.

“Why is Mr. An Lin crying?”

“Is he crying because he’s too rich?”

“I think he’s mourning all our fallen comrades…”

“He looks so sad. Should we go and comfort him?”

Celestial Maiden He and the others all pursed their lips as their chests constricted upon hearing this, as if they had recalled some unsavory experience.

Emperor Ziwei soon appeared in the palace again.

“Has everyone already exchanged their Realm Essence Crystals?”

He wore a light smile on his face as he laid a hand on the immortal exchange too.

“Oh, what a massive haul. I feel like this is our best harvest in ten thousand years…” Emperor Ziwei nodded with satisfaction before his expression congealed on his face.

He then laid his hand on the immortal exchange tool again, as if he was trying to verify something, before he drew a sharp intake of breath and looked up at all the cultivators around him with shock etched onto his face. “What’s going on? Why is there not even a single golden Realm Essence Crystal?!”