I Might Be A Fake Cultivator,Chapter 884 - The New Shop in the Heavenly Court - Read free novels online

Chapter 884: The New Shop in the Heavenly Court

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

An Lin lifted the lid on the dish!

Golden light shot forth from the dish in all directions.

“Ah! It’s so bright!” Lin Junjun covered her eyes with her hand as an expression of shock appeared on her face.

However, there was more to come.

After the lid was lifted, a series of phenomena occurred.

A bright, round moon suddenly hung in the air as the energy of true yin surged forth.

The voice of an angel suddenly burst into an entrancing song from the moon.

“Woof!” A white, flying dog suddenly flew toward the moon in the sky before chomping away at the moon. After the entire moon had been eaten, the dog seemed to have attained enlightenment as it folded its knees before it and closed its eyes as it rose into the sky.

In the end, the white light glowing from its ascension descended from the sky to fall onto the dish below, which was now glowing with a delectable light.

This was such an overwhelming visual experience. Both Lin Junjun and An Lin had been completely dumbstruck!

A rich aroma wafted forth from the dish, which consisted of delicious, smooth dog meat at the center with golden fried eggs underneath it. All manners of side dishes accompanied the meat and rice, creating a scene akin to a flourishing Moon Palace.

An Lin swallowed involuntarily as he was struck by a powerful impulse to eat the dish himself!

F*ck! How could he allow such a heavenly dish to be eaten by someone else?

He should just take everything for himself and leave nothing for Lin Junjun!

An Lin’s body shuddered as this thought crossed his mind.

This dish was messing with his mind!

“An Lin, is… is this really for me?” Lin Junjun reached for the dish on the table with a dazed expression, forgetting to even grab her chopsticks in her hurry to taste the dish.

The dish was simply irresistible!

Slap!

An Lin slapped her delicate hand away. “Use your chopsticks!”

Lin Junjun came to her senses, and a blush appeared on her face as she impatiently picked up her chopsticks.

“An Lin, what is this dish called?”

“The Moon Eating Heavenly Dog!”

“… Bad*ss!”

Lin Junjun picked up a slice of meat, which was glowing with the light of the moon, before biting down upon it.

Her sensual moans instantly erupted within the room.

“Ah… This feeling…

“To think such delicious food could possibly exist…

“Hmm… Ah… I can’t take it anymore…

“Give it to me! I want it…

“Don’t! It’s all mine!”

Her suggestive moans continued to erupt throughout the entire room.

Outside the room, the Celestial Thearch’s footsteps faltered upon hearing the commotion from within the room, and he drew a sharp intake of breath as his body began to tremble from rage.

Soon, the Moon Eating Heavenly Dog was erased from the face of this world by the two hungry dogs, An Lin and Lin Junjun, who were looking at each other as they panted heavily.

Lin Junjun’s cheeks were flushed bright red, and she suddenly burst into hearty laughter.

“Hahaha… You have egg stuck on your nose!” She pointed at An Lin’s nose as she chortled with mirth.

An Lin was chuckling himself. “What are you laughing at? You have a vegetable leaf stuck on your teeth!”

“Ah!” Lin Junjun pulled out a small mirror to examine her teeth, only to find that they were as pristine and spotless as ever. “Where?”

An Lin had already eaten that piece of egg from his nose and washed his face in that split second. “It’s gone now.”

Lin Junjun faltered momentarily before turning to glower at him. “You lied to me!”

She raised her delicate hand in preparation to hit him.

An Lin immediately retreated a couple of steps and raised his hands in surrender. “Calm down! At least I wasn’t lying to you when I told you my dish would be super delicious, right?”

Lin Junjun harrumphed light. “Hmm… I can’t deny that. Your Moon Eating Heavenly Dog is indeed the most delicious dish I’ve ever tasted, and it’s flawless in all aspects. On top of that, it possesses the power of the moon, which can nurture the consumer’s body and meridians, thereby progressing their cultivation base in small increments…”

She paused momentarily before continuing, “Alright, I’ll agree to promote your dishes among my acquaintances in the Heavenly Court. But you have to guarantee this level of quality!”

An Lin was quite excited to hear this. “Then I’ll leave it to you, Celestial Maiden Tian Yu!”

“By the way, how much are you planning to charge per dish?” Tian Yu asked.

An Lin paused momentarily before replying, “A hundred thousand spirit stones.”

Tian Yu: “… You sure dare to dream!”

A faint smile appeared on An Lin’s face. “I’m only selling one dish per day, and I’d be raising the prices in the future.”

“Alright, then I’ll reserve the first two dishes! The dishes for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are both mine!” Lin Junjun’s eyes glowed with excitement as she came to an instant decision.

An Lin: “…”

Soon, news began to spread throughout the Heavenly Court.

A new Chef God had been born in the Heavenly Court. To refer to his cooking skills as extraordinary was a vast understatement! The Celestial Thearch was silent upon eating his cooking, and Tian Yu was brought to tears upon tasting his dish!

Apparently, this Chef God only cooked one dish per day and charged an astronomical price of a hundred thousand spirit stones per dish!

This price was already comparable to the prices of the signature dishes cooked by the incumbent Chef God of the Heavenly Court, Hu Jiaohao!

This news instantly created a massive stir across the entire Heavenly Court.

No one would believe that a previously unheard of chef would offer such astronomical prices as soon as they came onto the market.

However, what came as a shock to everyone was that the cooking skills of this new Chef God had received the official endorsement of the Celestial Thearch himself! This was quite a piece of startling news!

They could ignore the random news they heard from unreliable sources, but could they ignore the endorsement of the Celestial Thearch?

The Celestial Thearch wasn’t going to scam people!

Thus, countless foodie immortals waited in anticipation of the rise of this new star in the culinary world.

A hundred thousand spirit stones was a little expensive, but if ten people grouped together to eat, it would only be ten thousand spirit stones each to taste these so-called heavenly dishes! There were many immortals who were willing to take a risk like this!

One day, following the conclusion of the Heavenly Court parliamentary meeting, all the immortals present began discussing the topic of this new Chef God again.

“Hey, I heard that this new Chef God is An Lin from The United University of Cultivation!”

“My God! The same An Lin who pummeled Emperor Ziwei?”

“Shh… Don’t say stuff like that in the Heavenly Court! Do you want to die?”

“Hehe… Just for that entry on his resume alone, I’ll be sure to visit his restaurant!”

“I heard he is also the founder of stuffed buns ignored by Da Bai.”

“Oh, I’ve heard about those. They’re the number one luxury snacks of the Heavenly Court. It looks like he does indeed have some skills. We should go to taste his cooking some time.”

“Let’s go together!”

…

On a certain street within the Heavenly Court.

An Lin rented a storefront, which was quite a simplistic and plain one. To put it simply, it was a storefront that screamed poverty. The storefront was completely nondescript, and the only eye-catching aspect of the store was the sign out front.

Heavenly Court Chef God An Lin Restaurant!

He was probably the only person in the entire Heavenly Court who dared to openly hang a sign upon which were inscribed the words “Chef God”.

This was quite an astonishing title to proclaim, and it created a stark contrast with the mediocre storefront behind the sign.

Because of this, most of the pedestrians passing by would be attracted by the sign before turning their eyes upon the storefront, upon which they would instantly come to the decision that this was a fake Chef God!

However, this widespread opinion soon changed as a piece of news began to spread.

Many of the immortals passing by were now turning their eyes upon the nondescript storefront with curiosity, befuddlement, and a sense of yearning…

An Lin sat in the store the entire time, yawning from boredom.

As for his classes, he had already asked Xu Xiaolan to apply to break for him, and his excuse was quite an honest one:

Student An Lin has no interest in cultivating and is now cooking to start up his own restaurant.

Their homeroom teacher, Sword Immortal Ling Xiao, almost sustained internal injuries upon seeing this excuse.

Couldn’t he have at least invented a more plausible excuse as a gesture of respect to his homeroom teacher?!

However, what was unbeknown to Sword Immortal Ling Xiao was that Xu Xiaolan was telling the truth.

As the sun was about to sink beneath the horizon, eight figures suddenly appeared outside Heavenly Court Chef God An Lin Restaurant.

An Lin’s eyes immediately lit up. His long-awaited prey had finally arrived!